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TODAY'S NEWS, April 1, 2026

HEADLINES: Trump pressures Euros; Executive Order on Mail-in Voting; D.C. clean again


The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow





IN POLITICAL NEWS


1) President Trump is slated to give a speech tonight---could be about Iran, could be about UFOs, no one knows. However, he has signaled he's about had it with the Eurotrash and NATO and is considering withdrawing from NATO. In a Truth post directed at the Euros, Trump said, you need oil? "TAKE IT." He of course was referring to the Strait of Hormuz---an area previously confused with the band Dire Straits. But lookie at who suddenly wants the Strait open: Chy-na, who, with Pohk-eee-sthan has set up a "five point peace plan." Riiiiight. So we have Woodrow Mao-son with points now? Meanwhile, this author argues that actual ship traffic in the Strait is down from 100 per day to just 8; that insurance premiums are sky-high; and that the real rubber-meets-the-road date, which involves multiple measures kicking in simultaneously, is coming up in about two weeks. And here is an excellent review of how Iran tried to use the NORK model, but with key differences. As the author says, this wasn't about Israel. It was about stopping the mullahs from getting their 12th Imam nuke war. Iran, for its part, is sending "messages," but no one knows from whom . . .



suggesting that with "security guarantees" they would reopen the Strait. You want your security guarantee? I got your security guarantee right here.. It turns out that the mystery Iranian leader was not a teen nerd but  Iranian Parliament Speaker Mohammad-Bagher Ghalibaf.


2) This will immediately be struck down by some gnat-smasher judge, then will be appealed and un-struck down, but President Trump issued an executive order somewhat fixing elections by setting up a national list of voters (i.e., citizens) eligible to vote by mail. At the very least, this would tell all state authorities how many real voters there are by mail, and secondly, it federalizes that aspect of elections. All ballots must be returned in a federal envelope with a bar code. (Oops. The DemoKKKrats never anticipated the Mark of the Beast would look like this). The DemoKKKrats hysteria must be off the charts this morning. The New York Slimes, for example cited "false claims" about vote fraud. (To date, no one has accounted for the addtional 7 million people who mysteriously showed up, supposedly voted for Rutabaga in 2020, then disappeared from the face of the earth). Yet, most Euros ban vote-by-mail entirely and as Seth Keshel points out, so do Mexico, Israel, Japan, and Russia. It calls for federal prosecution of state and local officials who engage in or encourage such chudstuffing of ballots via mail. Now, ponder a couple of points. First, Pam Bondi's DoJ likely drafted this. Once again, in every area except arresting "name" politician/criminals, Bondi has been superb in the legal arena, winning almost every case. Second, the timing of this is interesting. Given the almost instantaneous appeals by DemoKKKrats, and the two-steps-forward, one step back nature of all things legal, will this be ready for the mid-terms? All we need is the Supreme Court decision overriding racial districting and the nation won't have enough Xanax. By the way, that is the last outstanding decision remaining from the Supes from last October. And guess who is the only justice NOT to write a decision. Samuel Alito. Hence, it's highly, highly unlikely he would write a decision supporting racial districting.



4) In FL, Gov. DeSantis signed "Missy's Law," which requires violent offenders to be kept in jail awaiting sentencing, no matter what cornhole judges say. Missy's murderer was convicted, but released pending sentencing by a demonic bilgepumper judge.



6) As entirely expected, a goofball judge has now declared Trump's order defunding and ending NPR is unconstitutional. So, more appeals, more Bondi wins, but more delays. Another chowdersnuffer judge put a hold on the White House ballroom project, which some suspect is covering a military facility.



8) Speaking of Kollyfornia, a Groomer City (SF) human rights commission boss was arrested for spending public money on celebs and even her own kids' book.



10) Good. This is exactly what needs to happen with all government bureaus and agencies. The National Forest Service HQ was moved to UT. Every agency should be relocated into the heartland.


IN ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN NEWS


11) Over 1,400 people have been killed by illegal invaders and nary a peep from the Hoaxified News Media.


IN CULTURAL NEWS


12) Larry Sand has a great article on the collapse of schools in Benghazi-by-the-Lake (Chicago), which have lost almost 100,000 students in 15 years. More than 150 schools are half empty, and 47% are at 33% capacity. Not bad enough? Of those who do have students, 40% of the students don't attend most of the time and the same percentage of teachers are MIA at least 10 days a year, even though they make on average $114,000 a year. (Now, I admit, you couldn't pay me $114,000 a year to even LIVE, let alone work, in Benghazi-by-the-Lake.) Not even one quarter of the students can read or do math at level. I don't know if teachers have adjusted their examples ("LaTyrone wishes to shoot Jamaal at a rage of 10 yards. How fast can he empty his Glock 9 clip?")


13) This prof says that he can spot AI in a student's essay if he sees the word "moreover." I'm sure that's legit, and moreover has anyone looked at the prof's latest publications?



IN TRANSOID NEWS


15) Slowly but surely: the Supes overwhelmingly ruled against a CO ban against "conversion therapy" (i.e., getting kids to their actual birth sexes).


16) Although I do not condone an affair, Kristi' Noem's reported fling with (gag) Corey Lewandowski is a little more understandable, as it seems Mr. Noem thought he was Cpl. Klinger and donned womens' clothes. It turns out this may have been the leverage the intel agencies used with Trump to get her out, as she was subject to blackmail. Why? I thought this behavior was to be celebrated.



IN ECONOMIC NEWS





IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS


21) Jeff Childers sees a relationship between Trump's "screw NATO" message and a sudden decision by Mediocre Britain to investigate grooming gangs and to cease hounding people for social media posts. I disagree with Jeff here, in that I think getting these kinds of policies shifted takes more than a few hours. But he may have something: the Huns' Chancellor, for the first time, admitted that the Islamic immigrant gangs (course, he wouldn't use "Islamic") were disproportionately responsible for crime in Hunland. But Jeff is correct that overall the so-called "energy crisis" (which, in reality, was a climate-change-fraud crisis) has forced the WORLD, many nations of which had spent decades attacking populism---especially after Trump---to adopt . . . populist positions.


22) France is patting itself on the back because it said "non" to wind/solar and went nuclear, and is now exporting $3 billion worth annually while using nukes for 70% of its own power.


IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS


23) Lindsay Vonn is back up and walking after her horrific skiing accident at the Olympics.


24) "Project Hail Mary" is killing it, with $355 million international just so far. Seeing it Monday.


AND FINALLY . . .


25) Former Cong. Matt Gaetz says he was briefed that the U.S. Army was running a secret breeding program involving humans and aliens. No, not illegal criminal aliens. This is the guy many people wanted as AG. Now, if he's right, and if the aliens were like this, I could get behind that program.



Larry Schweikart (@CyberneticsLS on Truth)

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