TODAY'S NEWS, April 15-16, 2025

Larry Schweikart
Apr 16
5 min read

Updated: Apr 16

The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow

IN POLITICAL NEWS

1) The useless chilismoker Jasmine What-a-Crock-ett faces an FEC investigation over suspicious ActBlue donations. Heck, every single member of congress needs to be investigated, including the chihuahua Republicans.

2) Yet another assassination plot against President Trump revealed, this time by a WI teen who killed his parents to get the money and resources to kill the President.

3) The wanna-be murderer of a student at a sporting event, Karmelo Anthony (no, not the NY Snickers player) supposedly had a GiveSendGo to raise money for his legal defense. The family bought a $400,000 home with it.

4) Both Rasmussen and JL Partners have Trump back up in the polls.

5) Typical evil DemoKKKrat haglet: Botoxic's refusal to retire is causing problems for DemoKKKrats. (Hyena Hakeem wants here out!)

6) I think this is how President Trump gets this done: He has launched in investigation into national security concerns over semiconductors and pharma. That's how he breaks the Gordian Knot with Chy-na over these.

7) New York Attorney General Letitia James has been handed a criminal referral for mortgage fraud. Gosh, who woulda guessed it?

8) Autism rates reach astounding highs: 1 in 12 boys at age 4 in Kollyfornia, 1 in 31 nationally.

9) Under pressure from DOGE, the far left techies at the Pentagon called the Defense Digital Service have been forced out. Meanwhile, buyouts are looking better and better, as 20,000 IRS agents got the boot: 2,700 at DoE, 4,000 at Department of Transportation. What all this should tell you is that these people performed USELESS tasks. Oh, and DOGE is "re-reviewing" the whole gubment credit card thing.

10) Republicans continue to slightly expand their lead over DemoKKKrats in Arizona, with the statewide lead now at 324,000. President Trump, meanwhile, is back at 50% after the short tariff blip, while JL Partners poll for the Daily Mail has him at 54%. Seth Keshel, with whom I usually agree, I think is a little pessimistic here when he says J.D. Vance's ceiling in 2028 is only 359 Electoral Votes. The current DemoKKKrats are disintegrating so fast that Congress may ADD electors, upping the number to 600, to ensure this evil hampster habitrail never gets remotely within power again.

11) Lee Zeldin's EPA is investigating "MakeOurSunsets", a "geoengineering firm" that offers to cloud seed with sulfur dioxide to "cool the earth." MOS's bank accounts are about to get "cooled."

12) Minneapolis, one of the stupidest places on earth, has now allowed Muslim calls to prayer to be broadcast five times a day. Gee, wonder what would happen if the few Christian churches who still have bells would ring them at exactly the same time? By the way, here is a prediction:: the DemoKKKrats in Minny are going to find themselves in yet another civil war with the intolerant Muslims demand that homosexuals remove themselves from the public. Yep, that's a-comin.

13) Rutabaga came out of his pudding closet long enough to make a speech in which he called black children "colored kids." And that was the sanitized version. I'd like to see how he wrote it originally, assuming he wasn't using the autopen.

IN ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN NEWS

14) Shipwreckedcrew makes a good case for leaving the illegal criminal MS-13 member right where he is. The law says that while he was "mistakenly" deported to El Salvador---the one nation he should not have been deported to---nevertheless he absolutely had to be deported, and cannot return to the US according to the immigration courts. El Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele says, "Naw. We ain't sending tattoo boy back." Let's see how the jiggletwister judges deal with that.

15) The White House is considering plane tickets and cash to incentivize illegals to leave.

IN CULTURAL NEWS

16) President Trump froze $2 billion worth of payments to Harvard after it decided it wanted to stay DEI. Good luck. Trump's five page letter required merit based admissions and promotions, "viewpoint diversity" (that alone would kill Harvard), an audit of antisemitic programs, enforcement of Harvard's plagiarism policies (oops. There go 2/3 of the administrators), and whistleblower protections.

17) Perhaps attuned to the fact that HHS Secretary Robert Kennedy will get to this next, the New York Slimes asks, "Have we been thinking about A.D.H.D. Wrong?" The article admits that the constant expansion of the "diagnosis" is not "anchored to science." By the way, this is yet another example of the medical/scientific community and its band of journo-whores realizing they've lost the confidence of the public. The article notes that kids who took Ritalin grew at a slower rate than those who did not---by about an inch. Jeff Childers' column "Coffee & Covid," as always does a bang-up job on this topic, noting that Alzheimer's research was exposed back in January, and that while the Wall Street Journal notes the explosion in aging problems, the WSJ blames it on "Covid" rather than on the vaxxes, which aren't even mentioned. I have met three geniuses in my life---I mean, up close. Yeah, I was in a small room once with six Nobel Prize Winners in economics, but as friends, of the three geniuses I know, one died of Alzheimer's, one was diagnosed last year, and the third, thankfully, is still ok.

18) The USAF has a new invention, a new "pee cup" called Advanced Relief Inflight Universal System (ARIUS). How long til the company sells those to travelers trapped in the middle or window seats in coach?

19) Ron and Casey DeSantis's Hope Florida Foundation admitted the old "mistakes were made" when it had no budget or bylaws and didn't file taxes.

20) Trump signed an order restoring monuments removed under Rutabaga.

IN TRANSOID NEWS

21) This is rather big: A court in Mediocre Britain has ruled that a man is a man and a woman is, well, not a man. Maybe Justice Jumpin Jackson Brown ought to pay the UK a visit?

22) AG Pam Bondi launched a civil suit against the state of Maine for failing to protect girls against men pretending to be girls in women's sports.

IN ECONOMIC NEWS

23) The Russkies have requested to buy Boeing jets with their frozen assets. Why not? Chy-na just canceled their Boeing orders.

24) Didn't think I'd see this. PETA has thanked President Trump for ending animal testing at CDC and EPA.

25) Retail sales increased 1.4% in March, deeply disappointing DemoKKKrats. No recession here.

IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS

26) The EU is rethinking lowering its tariff barriers on ChiCom cars. Good call. They'd put you buttontwisters out of business in a month.

27) No lightweight, the Asia Times sees a forthcoming US/ChiCom divoce. Good. We need to keep the house, the kids, and the dog. Meanwhile, ChiCom small businesses are "brought to a standstill." Good. Now do the big businesses.

28) Wow. The Japanese pension funds have bailed out of ChiCom equities in its benchmark.

IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

29) "Minecraft" the movie remains very strong at $557 million, but the animated "King of Kings" has already brought in $21 million on a budget of $15 million, so it is edging toward profitability. Snow Black will finish at under $200 million, meaning it will lose between $100 and $200 million, while "Captain African American" has probably come up short at around $420 million (needing to make at least $800 million to break even).

IN CHINA VIRUS NEWS

30) Robert Kennedy, Jr., says the latest China Virus vax is not effective. Yeah, but is it even safe?

31) This study says a China Virus reduces your chance of surviving pancreatic cancer by half.

AND FINALLY . . .

32) This is national banana day. We should all be grateful Eddie Murphy in "Beverly Hills Cop" had that banana in the tailpipe or the movie wouldn't have worked.

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