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Writer's pictureLarry Schweikart

TODAY'S NEWS, August 19, 2024

The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow


Programming note: I will be taking next week off, partly as a vacation, mostly to finish my latest book, America in the 21st Century. Also, my Twitter/X account (along with many others) has been hacked. I expect it will be resolved but in the meantime I am at @LarrySchwe94560







IN POLITICAL NEWS


1) The House issued a report saying Rutabaga engaged in "impeachable conduct" that enriched his family. SO WHY DIDN"T YOU gherkin-wearing fecalzygotes IMPEACH HIM??? Meanwhile at the New York Slimes, Maureen The Dowdy One Dowd uses the "coup" word for what they did to Rutabaga.


2) Cackles' Kamunist agenda is hitting major headwinds, even from the Hoax News media, who know things like wage-and-price controls are death for an economy. She wants to add $1.7 TRILLION in new spending to a debt that is already $35 trillion. Hence, the Hoax News media is concerned President Trump will define her as a dumb, ranting, spoogepot communist before she can "introduce herself"---as a dumb, ranting, spoogepot communist.


3) "Rumors are out there" that Cackles is a drunk. Are you sure she's not just stupid?


4) It seems, however, that Cackles may have a big Willie Horton issue. Horton was a violent criminal released from prison on Michael Dukakis's "furlough" program who went on to rape and murder, and was the inspiration for the GOP's "revolving door" ad that destroyed Dukakis in 1988. Now Cackles is being targeted for her Kollyfornia bail fund that released similar criminals who went on to murder. This tests VERY highly in the polls against Cackles.


5) This is muy bueno. President Trump is meeting with Kamala-killer Tulsi Gabbard to prepare for the debate. It was Tulsi who single-handedly knocked out Cackles in the primary debate.


6) Manhattan DA Boast 'n' Bragg won't object to a Trump request to delay sentencing in the one trial where they got a conviction until after the election.


7) Here is a great explanation about what we are seeing in polls with "response bias," namely some types of people right now (college students, females) are more likely to take a poll than Conservative/MAGA. J. D. Vance says her polling "sugar high" has worn off and she is "stagnating and leveling off" in the polls. Trump is up in PA in the latest poll here. It seems whenever someone like Blind Lemon Don actually talks to actual voters, they like Trump---to his shock and surprise. But the crowds, right? Er, no. Cackles has been outed for using TRUMP crowds in her videos. Oh, and slimy David Axelrod says if the election were today it would be President Trump.


8) I keep sayin' it. This time the DemoKKKrats are flat out incompetent. Their party platform calls for reelecting Rutabaga.


9) DemoKKKrats are bulding a massive wall around the DNC in Benghazi-by-the-Lake. Good luck, with 100,000 protesters there. Expecting violence, participants are told not to book hotels in their own name.

10) Meanwhile the anti-life, anti-child, anti-family Cult of Moloch known as the DemoKKKrat Party is offering free abortions and free vasectomies at the DNC. But afraid some babies will get out alive, they have a Molochmobile running around from Planned Murderhood. That led two black faith leaders to produce a video outing the DemoKKKrat Party's racist PPP-genocidal origins.


11) The corruption inside police, FBI, Secret Service, and virtually every single government entity is widespread and disgusting. Here in this video police appear to be the ones planting the so-called "pipe bombs" on January 6, Patriot Day, while here the Trump would-be assassin is communicating WITH SOMEONE ON A RADIO. Meanwhile, within the period of just one week, both President Trump and J.D. Vance's aircraft had to make separate emergency landings. They are REALLY trying to kill these guys.


12) More is emerging from the DemoKKKrat coup to remove Rutabaga---not that it couldn't happen to a nicer guy---but it appears Botoxic threatened to release crushing polling numbers and engage in other nefarious actions to give the Demented Pervert the boot.


13) Fetterman Massacre, the Human Ox, won't be attending the DemoKKKrat riotfest in Benghazi-by-the-Lake.



15) The Supes struck down Rutabaga's Title IX changes that allowed men to defeat women in female sports.


16) Changes in Florida laws requiring new safety expenditures are bankrupting the condo industry, which is seeing prices slashed by 40%.



IN ECONOMIC NEWS


18) Harley-Davidson's German CEO admits he took the job to turn the legendary motorcycle company into a DEI workshop.


19) A new Fed survey shows lows in employment and widespread dissatisfaction. And here we have leading economic indicators down for the 29th straight month.


20) GM has laid off over 1,000 employees. Such a strong Rutabaga economy.

21) As more people realize nuclear power is the wave of the future, recycling nuke waste is coming into vogue. "It's only waste if you waste it," says one insider.


22) Perdue has recalled over 167,000 pounds of chicken nuggets due to contamination. What, the chickens were listening to a Cackles Harris speech?


IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS


23) Twitter/X will end operations in Brazil due to their censorship laws.


24) To reduce their idiotic "carbon footprint," western nations have spent $10 trillion for a .01% decrease. Their goal by 2050 is 8%. Good luck.


25) Euro defense stocks are down after a report that the Uke money spigot has been turned off.


26) Biofuels in retreat worldwide. David Blackmon, the Rush Limbaugh of Energy, offers more details here.


27) More ChiCom youts are quite quitting or "lying flat."



IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS


29) Rapper BeatKing died while recording. He was 39 and I'm sure no vax was ever involved.

30) Talk show host Phil Donahue,dead at age 88.


31) In the Miss Hot Conservative contest currently raging, Lauren Boebert revealed a large tattoo in her bikini shot, while Anna Paulina Luna of Florida wore a one-piece MAGA that was smokin'. I decry this. There's not nearly enough!


32) Late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel admits "the end is nigh" for such shows. Maybe because they became un-entertaining when they went political.


33) Rachel Zeigler, whose stupid comments forced the delay of the new "Snow White" movie, has opened her fat woke mouth again, and now Disney worries she will trigger a boycott. Oh, sorry wokesters.: A "young personcott."


IN CHINA VIRUS NEWS


34) You know, so far all the evils of AI seem to be overridden by some benefits. For example, AI cannot find a single successful China Virus vax story.


35) New research shows the myocarditis harms of the vax far outweigh benefits. This Oxford study confirms..


AND FINALLY . . .


36) Over 100,000 protesters are descending on Benghazi-by-the-Lake, but so far no one seems to be deemed a leader like the 1968 riots, where Abbie Hoffman and Jerry Rubin were the go to guys. Come on people, step up. I want to see you scaling those walls like a scene out of "World War Z." Cuz if you just sit in the little jailed area they have for you, you ain't no real protesters at all. Get out there! REPRESENT.


Larry Schweikart


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