TODAY'S NEWS, December 11-13, 2024

Dec 13, 20245 min read

Updated: Dec 14, 2024

The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow

IN POLITICAL NEWS

1) In truly wonderful news, Smarmy Christopher Wray, the head of the FascistBI, will resign with the end of the Rutabaga administration, paving the way for Kash Patel. As Led Zeppelin sang, "A change is gonna come." Oh, and the FascistBI front group "Patriot Front" disbanded. Gee, why? Maybe cause with Trump, all the FBI interns are out of work? Oh, and speaking of the FascistBI, a new IG report says that the Fibbies had 29 agitators at the Capitol in Patriot Day, Jan 6.

2) President Trump was named Time's man of the year.

3) Rutabaga, handing out commutations and pardons like they were Ukraine dollars, commuted nearly 1,500 sentences. The evil disgusting phlegm-probe also is selling off parts of the border wall at auction in an attempt to slow down President Trump's effort to secure the border. Won't work: Texas is going to buy them and return them to Trump. And Rutabaga's SEC is harassing Elon Musk with a "settlement demand" regarding his sale of Tesla stock to purchase Twitter. These people cannot be introduced to the gallows soon enough.

4) Boast 'n' Bragg in the New York "Hush Money" Trial is backpedaling, now suggesting a Trump sentence that involves no jail. Keep backpedaling, Boast. Pretty soon you'll get to dismissal. And Daniel Penny's lawyers are looking into a case against Boast 'n' Bragg for malicious prosecution.

5) The Pentagram, er, Pentagon insists that the drones over New Jersey were not from an Iranian ship, but then can't (or won't) say who they belong to. However, a heat map shows 3,000 drones over NJ.

6) The evil fecalbiscuit who murdered Ashli Babitt, Michael Byrd, abandoned his post for a card game then lied about it.

7) Americans tell pollsters they are a lot better off with Trump as president.

8) Groomer City (SF) learned the reality of just giving the homeless housing. More homelessness, drug addiction, and squalor.

9) The Supes unanimously ruled that courts cannot review revocation of visas for sham marriages.

10) Count Dooku, Jack Smith, is now himself under investigation. About time.

11) A new report by a PR firm shows that the three words most used to associate with Rutabaga are "old" "failing" and "inflation." He should look at the bright side. "Pervert" isn't in there.

12) One of my favorite libs, Ruy Teixeira, says the DemoKKKrats' Hispanic problem isn't bad. It's worse than imagined. They lost another 12 points since 2020, on top of a 16 point drop from 2016-2020.

13) The "Main Street of Realignment" in Pennsylvania. Watch out. Next time it will be New Jersey and Virginia. Ruy Teixeira, one of the few DemoKKKrats starting to appreciate the magnitude of the defeat, warns there are EIGHT districts in Kollyfornia alone that can flip.

14) Axios occasionally gets things right. Here it argues that Trump's ascension is occurring simultaneous to massive international re-ordering, including the death of Hoax News media. You can see it everywhere. For example, the State Department, with no congressional action, is closing down a department that censored Americans. This is the way.

15) Someone is scared. Facebook/Meta ("Meta" means death in Hebrew) is donating $1 million for Trump's inauguration., as is Amazon.

IN ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN NEWS

16) Mayor Eric The Red Adams may be one of the first big-city DemoKKKrat mayors to change parties. Here he acknowledges we have 500,000 un-accounted children in the country from the illegal invasion.

17) Republican governors have promised to help with President Trump's deportations, while Porky Pritzker now says that he is open to deporting "violent" invaders. By the time Trump takes the oath of office, they all will have sufficiently walked themselves back to being in agreement with him.

IN CULTURAL NEWS

18) Really good news out of Minnesota where the teacher's union is down 9,000 since 2018.

IN TRANSOID NEWS

19) Congresswoman Nancy Mace of SC was physically assaulted by a lunatic transoid (but I repeat myself). She is recovering with minor injuries.

IN ECONOMIC NEWS

20) This is actually a brilliant way to kill the whole green movement. Trump will put tariffs on ChiCom green tech, making it impossible for the ChiComs to subsidize our way to "green" and phase out genuine, effective energy such as gas and oil.

21) Donald Trump, Jr. says his father wants to make America the "crypto-capital" of the world.

22) The Supes have struck down a "diversity rule" at the NASDAQ. 23) Exxon-Mobile plans an 18% oil production increase for next year.

24) Alberson's says Kroger's violated the merger agreement after a court blocked the merger.

25) Los Angeles passed a $30 "tourism" wage. Hotels say they will just convert to homeless shelters. Kollyfornia will not be happy until it looks like Rwanda. And just another example: the broke state is spending $1.4 billion on more EV charging stations.

26) Google co-founder Sergey Brin is the latest tech mogul to make the pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago.

IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS

27) I"m sure this will make all the Hoax News outlets: Haiti massacred over 180 elderly accused of using "sorcery."

28) Meanwhile, back in the real energy world, demand for coal is estimated to set new records in 2024. and file under "Ideas have consequences," as Norway is beginning to rip up the power cables connecting it to the Huns after a German decision to scrap nuke plants. (Norway has massive hydropower---90% of its generating---and exported surplus. But that required the Germans and others to not drain too much. Once they started to eat Norway's power, prices went up there). Sweden may be close behind in cutting the cord..

29) Argentina has eliminated its deficit for the first time in 123 years. Amazing what cutting a bunch of useless gubment programs can accomplish.

30) Trump is in and suddenly South Africa and India aren't that keen on a BRICs currency.

31) The ChiComs announced they will ban sales of critical materials to the U.S.

32) England, sprinting toward the 1400s, has now limited the number of challenges/appeals on solar/wind and spoogegeneration plants.

33) In France, meanwhile, Macaroni named a new "centrist" (i.e., lefty) prime minister..