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TODAY'S NEWS, January 20-21, 2026

HEADLINES: Trump at Davos; Greenland deal; More Skinny Minny news


The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow




IN POLITICAL NEWS


1) In the biggest news of the day, President Trump took a flamethrower to the Davos crowd. Here is his entire (long) speech. He roasted the stupid Mediocre Brits for just sitting on energy while having energy shortages. He also, as always, negotiated a deal for territory in Greenland. Chowderchimneys as always failed to understand Trump's negotiating tactics. He begins with, "We want Greenland." But he really doesn't. What he wants is access to key areas of Greenland for the Golden Dome defense. Libs and Hoax Newsers freak out. "Trump is going to invade Greenland." Moronic Little Macaroni in France says "we'll send troops." Germany actually SENT 13 guys (!!!!), then withdrew them after 48 hours. Trump conquered France and Germany in less time than it took the Nazis to take Poland. Now they're all, "Oh, wait, you will be happy with THESE territories? Sure! Fine!" Trump then called off the extra tariffs. And NOW we get the "experts" saying, "You know, Greenland is critical to defending against Russkie and ChiCom missiles." The New York Slimes tries to minimize this astounding accomplishment by saying he's getting "pockets" of territory. Exsqueeze me, Slimes. If someone said they "wanted' New York, and ended up only getting the "pocket" of NYC, I'm pretty sure they'd be viewed as successful. Don't think anyone will fight too much over the fact they got to keep the Buffalo Hillbillies. Then Howard Luttnick came on stage and said, "Globalism has failed." The only thing more painful to those chatterspatters would have been if he finished with "In the Name of Jesus," but that may be a bridge too far for a Jew.


2) In New Somalia, better known as MN, Blind Lemon Don faces (irony) KKK charges in barging into a church to terrify worshipers. The DOJ is investigating, but the chorus of "WE WANT ARRESTS" is starting to become deafening. I have defended Bondi, but now we're a year in, had two hapless efforts to arrest James Scrotumtoter Comey and Letitia James that went awry, and nothing else. To say the natives are restless would be an understatement. One of the invaders was a staffer in the county attorney's office. Oh, and the Eighth Circuit said that ICE and cops can go back to using normal, approved tactics with the Molochian eggplant eaters.


3) Told you the split wouldn't last long. Elon Musk is putting $10m into a key KY Senate race.


4) Seth Keshel argues that VA is a cautionary tale, especially when the morons in IN refused to redistrict cuz it wouldn't be "nice." VA, where DemoKKKrats now have a trifecta, are going to enact all their fascist terrorist policies before you can say "Avengers: Doomsday." Meanwhile, in better news in a voter roll cleanup, Pima Co., AZ (deep blue) lost 3600, going from D+8 to D+7.7. If you can read the habanero leaves, the Hoax News media is preparing people for a GOP victory in the midterms, saying, hatred of Trump must exceed hatred of the DemoKKKrat Terror Party---cuz the dirty little secret is that NO ONE except the pierced pink-headed AWFULs likes the DemoKKKrat Terrorists.


5) Speaking of terrorists, women are far more supportive of political assassination than men. Course, women, on the whole, don't use guns at nearly the same rate as men, so what they are really supporting is MEN to do their dirty work for them.


6) President Trump had a better first year than FDR, accomplishing as much without nearly the Congressional or infrastructure support.



8) Every day more evidence surfaces about the illegal and unconstitutional efforts the Rutabaga administration ran to stomp all who opposed them, with the FBI paying anti-Trump "sedition hunters" to rat out Republicans and MAGA victims.



10) I love this headline: "Meet the Americans so desperate to flee Trump they are living in Dutch refugee camp." Great. Right next to the Religion of Peace (TROP trademark).


11) This is karmic irony. The Amazing Zohran, who almost certainly won the vast majority of the AWFULs (Affluent White Female Urban Liberals)---though in fairness most people would agree that the "U" could stand for "Ugly" and "Unhinged"---has an "equity officer" (which is to say, someone with no skills, no talent, and no real job tasks) who said she wanted to "Tax them [AWFULs) to the white meat" and other colorful racist quips.


IN ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN NEWS



13) More Skinny Minny fraud exposed by Nick Shirley in the area this time of transportation services. It is rumored the MN Vikings will rename their stadium:


IN CULTURAL NEWS


14) Just yuck. "Lulu Lemon" had to yank a line of tights because they were, er, see through when women bent over. True story---might want to not eat before reading this one. As a prof. I saw a co-ed come to my class back when wearing pajama bottoms was cool. She wore white. There was a yellow stain in a certain place. And she still came to class.


15) WINNING. New York state has given up trying to force nuns and religious groups to pay for other peoples' abortions. I'm waiting for the day a transoid man demands an abortion and without anesthesia they march up that narrow road.


IN ECONOMIC NEWS


16) Pending home sales plunged across the midwest. We ain't out of this yet.


17) Las Vegas tourism has dropped by about 3 million since its post China Virus high after the casinos got greedy and added "resort fees," fees for parking and jacked up the food prices.


IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS



19) How dead is Davos? Larry Fink, Mr. Blackrock, even suggested moving it to . . . gulp . . . Detroit. Yeah, that would be fun. Instead of the Alps and skiing, the delegates can familiarize themselves with street-corner drug hookups, tour the beautiful ghost buildings, and visit selected welfare queens. Right on cue, the Express: "Davos Man is Dying." Cool, but you do know I told you this was happening TWO YEARS AGO, here:



21) ChiCom youts are so enchanted with the blessings of communism that they are "lying flat" (also known as "bed rats") in a resistance to all work. The Sons of Mao are freaking out. ChiCom youts have become Ferris Bueller.



IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS


21) Paramount's "Star Trek" series is so wokefully terrible it brought together William Shatner and Stephen Miller. BTW, around 1970 I saw a "concert" with William Shatner, in which he did dramatic readings such as "Cyrano" and "Man in the Glass Box" interspersed with behind-the-scenes "Star Trek" stories. Fabulous. The guy really is a good actor.



23) Maaa-at Da-mon says Netflix wants movies to actually repeat scenes because of people on their phones. I'd say, offer them the scenes for a premium after the movie.


24) This will certainly be better than the halftime show: a new Super Bowl ad teaser features the famous Budweiser Clydesdales.


AND FINALLY . . .


25) Just a comment on the firing of Buffalo head coach Sean McDermott. The unpleasant reality is that in today's NFL, the top priority anywhere is a star QB. They are getting the big, big bucks. Coaches may be #2, but the gap between their importance and a QB is Grand Canyon-sized. So it comes down to---with Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson---these guys have two, maybe three more good years in them. Neither is Tom Brady, who usually threw the ball before defenders could even put their mouthpieces in. He took very, very few hits, and certain took almost none running the ball. But the new "athletic" QBs are getting MAULED. Love, Nix, and, for part of the season, Jackson were all out. Gone is the day when a Nick Foles or an Earl Morral can step in and win a Super Bowl for you. So the reasoning is, "Can another coach do with (fill in the name) better than the last guy, who continually came up short in the playoffs can?"





Larry Schweikart (@WallsOther)


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