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TODAY'S NEWS, March 1, 2024

The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow


1) Both President Trump and Rutabaga went to the border, but Trump went to Eagle Pass, where hundreds of illegal criminals come across daily, while Rutabaga went to Brownsville, where almost no illegal criminals come through.

2) Rutabaga doddered out of his physical, which did not include a mental test, with his doctor claiming he was fit. . . in his no slip shoes, stumbling up stairs, losing his place in speeches that are written for him on teleprompters.

3) According to this column, Rutabaga knows he's losing.

4) Worried are they? Fed prosecutors want to ask potential jurors if the election was stolen. It was.

5) A judge found former CBS reporter Catherine Herridge in civil contempt for not revealing a source.

6) The desperate Nick Knack Paddywhack Give a Uke a Bomb is calling for all trials involving President Trump to be over by November. Sorry skankchop, neither you nor Count Dooku (Jack Smith) nor anyone but the Supreme Court sets those dates by virtue of what appeals they take and when they rule.

7) Louisiana passed a Constitutional Carry bill through the senate, with a high likelihood that the new governor will sign it. South Carolina also seeing good movement on its CC bill.

8) The former ambassador to Columbia was a Cuban spy for 40 years.

9) Letitia James, New York's AG---and easily the craziest of all the nutjob Soros AGs in the country---is suing the world's largest beef producer over methane. It's probably a good thing in the long run. This will get to real courts that will finally rule on this nonsense.

10) In Bexar County, Texas, a leftoid "criminal justice reform" group had deep ties in the Bexar County DA's office. Want to bet this DA was funded by Soros.

11) A good AG, however, Missouri's Andrew Bailey, is suing Planned Parenthood for taking teens out of state for abortions. PP is charged with "concealing sexual offenses against children" and is a direct result of a Project Veritas undercover video.

12) In St. Louis, residents are suing the city for "smelly" homeless tents set up in front of their house drawing rats. The homeless problem is just one more caused by libtoid policies.

13) Speaker Mike Johnson accelerated the release of the Patriot Day (J6) tapes and said that the blurring of faces was a mistake.

14) From Newsweak: President Trump is even gaining with DemoKKKrats (up nearly 15 points from 2020 among DemoKKKrats who say they "strongly orsomewhat approve" of the job he did as president. This now comprises almost one-third of all DemoKKKrats.

15) And from the Harvard-Harris Poll cited in the article, a whopping 65% (!!) of Gen Zers said President Trump would "shake things up" for the better. Wow. I did not see this coming.

16) I did not see this coming either. Former LA Dodger great Steve Garvey LEADS in the Kollyfornia U.S. Senate Race over Adam Schiffty, the Human Lemur. I know, in a head to head, Garvey would probably lose---but you never know. That's why they play the game, as Steve would say.

17) UAW members back President Trump. "He speaks our language." (Like "Chy-na is stealing your jobs.")

18) I guess there's hope if you to the mRNA vasxxes, as a new drug can drastically reduce "forever chemicals" in your blood.


19) While at the border, President Trump was greeted by illegal aliens on the Mexico side waving and shouting "Trump!"

20) New York governor Hock-a-Lugie (Hochul) will be offering state jobs to illegal criminals. But of course she will.

21) Los Angeles is arming illegal criminal DACA aliens to police the streets. This means that illegal criminal aliens who Constitutionally do NOT have the right to own a firearm may be disarming American citizens who do.


22) Again, Africa is leading the way in moral issues, with Ghana labeling LBGT whatever illegal.


23) AI is fueling a boom in new data centers, the hottest real estate property out there.

24) A rich helium deposit has been found in the Minnesota wildnerness, confirming my view that ultimately the U.S. probably contains most of every necessary resource to thrive.

25) Wells Fargo and Merrill Lynch continue the drift toward digital currency by offering bitcoin ETFs.

26) David Blackmon, the Rush Limbaugh of energy, says the American revolt against Green has begun, citing numbers of regulations, lawsuits, moratoria, and so on to stop or stall green energy.


27) Crime is rampant in South Africa. This is just another example of what happens when you base a social system on racism.

28) Ukraine is now using violent press gangs to drag people into the army.

29) A Hun warship fired at a U.S. Navy drone thinking it was a Houthi drone. Maybe this is why you never hear about the "great German Navy."

30) India invested $15 billion in three chip plants.

31) Canada's justice minister wants to put people in jail before they commit a crime to "deradicalize them." This radical should be the very first one in Mao's little "reeducation camps."

32) The latest western template is that Pootie-poot is behind the Islamic invasion of Europe . . .which the Euros themselves did.


33) CNN is cutting a lot of big names, including Anderson Cooper and Snake Tapper.

34) This is a very interesting fight developing between producers who are using AI to provide subtitles and the "localizers," people from the country where the anime is being shown who are wokesters and who are changing literally the storyline to be transoid and woke. Developers say "Nyet. Our AI does what we tell it." Well, for now.

35) "Madam Web" opened in Chy-na to under $300,000! Wow. Meanwhile "Dune 2" opened to $80 million. Not my movie, but it's doing well.


36) The gift that keeps on giving: China Virus and its vaxxes are both linked to sudden hearing loss.

37) Remember when infected people had to be quarantined forever. Yeah. Now, the CDC has even removed the 5-day isolation period. What these evil people did to us is reprehensible.


38) This Delta pilot went full stormtrooper in listing a bunch of rules to plane passengers. Rumor is he has a German Shepard named "Blondi" and doesn't smoke.

Larry Schweikart

Rock drummer, Film maker,NYTimes #1 bestselling author

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