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TODAY'S NEWS, March 14-16, 2026

Updated: 7 days ago

HEADLINES: Wiles has cancer; unfolding terror links in MI attack; Trump approval higher than Obama or Bush


The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow



IN POLITICAL NEWS


1) Chief of Staff Susie Wiles announced she has early stage breast cancer, will be getting treatment, and will stay on the job.


2) The Punisher, Pete Hegseth, served troops lobster and steak and the Hoax News media melted down---until images of First Man Big Mike surfaced showing the other Obama serving the same. Oops.


3) In the biggest blow to Big Tish James, Trump's lawyer, Michael Cohen, claims he was "compelled and coerced" to lie about Trump in his testimony before Big Tish. We'll see if this results in anything.






8) A former security guard for Jazzy What-a-Crockett was killed by police serving a warrant when he pulled a gun on them.


9) A Justice Department official said she personally witnessed Maricopa Co. "incompetence" in running elections. Well, sorry. It's not "incompetence." It's criminal behavior and fraud.


10) Washington State has enacted a new "millionaires' tax," which not only drove Jeff Bezos and Howard Schultz out, but which will limit free agent spending by the Super Bowl champion Seahags. Boo hoo.


11) What is Minneapolis like today? Check out this list.


12) Not Epstein, but a DemoKKKrat former mayor of Gettysburg, PA, was arrested on child sex charges. Typical of the Party of Terror.



14) The Tuckster, whom I have never trusted, now claims the CIA is investigating him for foreign contacts---after, for years, his own dad (who headed Voice of America) was suspected of being a CIA operative. Jeff Childers provided a translated X post that says Trump, realizing the Tuckster was communicating illicitly with the mullahs, began feeding him false info, which had Iran looking in all the wrong directions when the decapitation strikes occurred.


IN ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN NEWS




IN TRANSOID NEWS


17) President Trump bans transoid surgeries in prison. This is a no brainer.


IN ECONOMIC NEWS


18) Alex Karp, of AI company Palantir, has a grim warning for the AWFULs: "Your time is up." He claims AI will transfer power to males, particularly in the job market, and toward those who are more conservative. Can't happen fast enough, as liberal white women are the bane of modern societies everywhere.




21) TSA says more than 300 agents have quit since the SpewMore Shutdown II. Just spit-ballin' here, but what if all TSA agents quit, we had no more lines of people frisking you or running your bags through x-rays, and we just traveled, like, before 9/11?


22) Uber founder Travis Kalanick bolted from Kollyfornia for TX after the wealth tax.


IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS



24) In March 2024 a group of Islamic whackadoodles attacked the Crocus (Russia) City Hall concert, killing 149 and leaving hundreds hurt. All nineteen of the juicejunkies were convicted. Many got life sentences. This of course was just another demonstration of "The Religion of Peace" (TROP Trademark).



26) There have been rumors galore about Antarctica, including Nazi bases, alien sightings, indeed, entire filled-out cities. The latest is an admission there is a "gravity hole" there.



28) Speaking of the Huns, Frau Merkel has urged the migrant invaders to vote against the AfD (actual German democratic party).


29) Over at Mediocre Britain, 40% of all housing will be for migrants by 2030. Yes, Mediocre Britain is gone. In-shalla-I-call-it-Pathetic Britain?


30) Formula 1 racing has canceled races in Bahrain and Saudi Arabia as the Iranian spoogeturbans target civilian facilities.


IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS


31) Talk about an absolute disaster. "The Bride," a feminist horror film---but aren't they all?---directed by Maggie Gyllenhaal, with a whopping $155 million production and marketing budget---so far has brought in $25 million. What? I thought there were a bunch of feminists out there? But even "Avatar: Fire and Ash," with its $400 million production budget and likely $200 million marketing budget, has only grossed $1.4 billion, meaning it "might" barely be profitable.


32) Hollywood elites, celebrating themselves at the little-watched Oscars, were treated to swag bags worth $350,000 each.


IN MEDICAL NEWS


33) A new Rasmussen survey shows that 56% of Americans think the China Virus vaxxes caused "mass death." Meanwhile, a new paper in Australia shows that there was only one explanation for "excess deaths" there during the China Virus: The Vax.


34) Let's jump into Jeff Childers' column here about the ongoing effort by the New York Slimes to insist there were no vax harms, with its headlines today, "Confidential Report Calls for Sweeping Changes to Track Vaccine Harms." See, "WE weren't wrong, but gosh darn it, the feds insist on actually tracking these deadly side effects." Said report has applied a new name to vax deaths and injuries: "Post-Acute Covid-19 Vaccination Syndrome." This is crucial. As Childers' points out, right now there is no code on insurance forms for vax harms, meaning, well, there can be no vax harms. Not for long. The Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) meets this week. The Slimes was dragged into reporting this kicking and screaming, producing three pro-vax ghouls who actually want to oppose people seeking help or restitution from medical damage, because the Slimes corporate paymasters include Big Pharma. You know, I think I'd actually agree to letting every single one of the Deep Staters walk if I could witness Dr. Fallacy crawl up the gallows' steps. Anyway, as always Brownstone does a great job of analyzing this report---not the caterwauling of Mengeles-in-Waiting.



AND FINALLY . . .


36) If you've followed Today's News, you'll know that I've had stories about new population growth among rare tigers, leopards, whales, polar bears, and just about everything else except DemoKKKats. Just the latest? The otters are back!


Larry Schweikart (@CyberneticsLS on Truth)

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