TODAY'S NEWS, March 24-25, 2026
- Larry Schweikart
- 16 hours ago
- 5 min read
Updated: 8 minutes ago
HEADLINES: Hegseth loses court decision, press loses its nice building; ICE helping at airports, eliminates long lines; A coalition of groups weaponized the Charlie Kirk assassination story.
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*Program note: I will be in St. Louis for the Great Homeschool Convention on Friday and TODAY'S NEWS will return next Monday.
IN POLITICAL NEWS
1) A great story here about how real power works, Hoax News journalists thought they won against The Punisher, Pete Hegseth, who had banned certain leftoid scumsuckers from the Department of War journo pool. So, DoW says it is "complying," and then promptly complied by moving these lick-tasters to an entire new "media annex," which had them fuming. I say, turn off all heat and air there, too. Jeff Childers, in his "Coffee & Covid," teased it like this, saying the judge said the Pentagon had to have an office for them. Didn't say where it was.
2) In a development that could accelerate the DemoKKKrat extinction, the Supes are hearing a case on late mail-in ballots.
4) DHS reports that over 400 TSA agents have quit during the SpewMore Shutdown, but are they blaming DemoKKKrats---who are to blame? Meanwhile, ICE agents filled in at airports and lines immediately disappeared, so, do we really need TSA?
5) He's a glutton for punishment. America's very best governor, alas, is not a presidential candidate, is too distrusted by MAGA, and outside of FL just looks stiff and nerdy. But Ron DeSantis says he's open to running for president again. J.D. Vance would crush him.
6) Tulsi Gabbard, Director of National Intelligence, says she plans to shift a coveted CIA fund to her office. Good. Anything that reduces the power of the CIA.
7) Kind of academic, but a new article shows that contrary to claims that Calvin Coolidge merely was "swept in" by economic growth, in fact he cleverly crushed DemoKKKrats who were divided over the Klan by just avoiding the issue.
8) There are now signs that the recently-resigned Joe Kent may have been behind the leaking of Charlie Kirk text messages that sought to implicate Israel.
9) Oh goodie. Another investigation that results in no one going to jail, this time into Kollyfornia's hospice fraud. Well, I take that back. Nearly 50 or more people have gone to jail from MN, just no really big names like Tampon Timmy, the Pranching Gheyboy.
10) Seth Keshel thinks the mail-in ballot counting case before the Supes is a done deal, with them supporting an end to counting on election night.
11) Another DemoKKKrat "faces expulsion" (riiiiiight) for China Virus fraud, Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick of FL.
12) Astounding research here by @datarepublican on X to find that a coalition of over 500 organizations rounded up by a group called the "Mormon Women for Ethical Government' (never heard of them) assembled 1,400 people and over 20 organizations to weaponize Charlie Kirk's assassination. Nothing at all was "grassroots:" these groups were fully funded by leftist billionaires. Then we have this info that Max Blumenthal, son of Cankles' adviser Sidney Blumenthal, may have been behind the whole "Israel killed Charlie Kirk" crap.
13) NASA reverses course and will build a base on the moon.
14) New Azteca (LA) is spending $2.6 billion on housing in high-rent neighborhoods, costing taxpayers $1 million per room.
IN ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN NEWS
15) Pam Bondi wins another (what is this? Like 35/35?) as the Eighth Circuit sided with the DOJ over illegal immigrant detentions.
IN CULTURE NEWS
16) Rapper "Afroman," appearing in a red, white, and blue suit and sunglasses, won his court case as cops sought to bring defamation charges against him for his rap song, "Will You Help Me Repair My Door?" after cops, angry he had protested them, broke into his house and unsuccessfully searched for drugs. He said they stole $400 and eyed his wife's lemon pound cake lustily.
17) Meanwhile, in other racial news, some observers just figured out that CVS and Wal-Mart have locked glass cases for darker-skinned makeup, but not for lighter-skinned makeup. That's cuz statistics show the former gets STOLEN MORE.
18) The Department of Ed took its biggest step yet in completely shutting down.
IN ECONOMIC NEWS
20) Mortgage rates jumped and applications fell with the new round of uncertainty in the Middle East. 21) Not a great week for Meta. First, a New Azteca (LA) jury agreed with a woman that social media addiction damaged her, awarding her $3 million from Meta and Google (split 70% Meta and 30% Google. Then a New Mexico jury found that Meta violated child mental health & safety laws.
22) Chevron just gave the Oleaginous Butyraceous Gruesome the middle finger and is pumping off shore oil through the El Segundo refinery.. Also, from David Blackmon, the Rush Limbaugh of Energy, American LNG exports are set to skyrocket.
23) The White House agreed to pay TotalEnergies, a wind company, nearly $1 billion to exit East Coast wind projects. Good. Get rid of these goofy green molochs.
N INTERNATIONAL NEWS
24) The Euros are now going to war with natural gas, citing cancer concerns from the blue flame, according to Irena Slav.. The South Koreans, on the other hand, are bracing for an oil shock.
IN MEDICAL NEWS
25) Rutabaga's White Houise edited vax findings to omit the dangers. Indeed, Senator Ron Johnson said that the Rutabaga administration pushed the vax even harder after it became clear there were heart risks.
26) Robert Malone, an anti-China Virus vaxxer, quit Bobby Kennedy's ACIP committee, whose meeting was judicially postponed. While the New York Slimes says it's due to "drama," Malone may have been concerned that the committee didn't really have power except to make recommendations. But he also stated that fighting the vax thus far has cost him substantially in time and money.
27) We won Missouri v. Biden, a case about the gubment trying to censor on social media all anti-vax stories.
AND FINALLY . . .
28) Really don't know what to say on this one. A professional cornhole player (which I didn't even know existed) and a . . .quadruple amputee has been charged with murder of a fellow cornholer. Somehow, said amputee was driving said victim home after a tourney and they got into an argument, wherein said driving amputee got a gun and shot cornholer #2. He threatened two passengers in the back, but they ran off. Somehow, Chief Cornholer got the body to a person's lawn and---don't ask me how---convinced the unalived one to empty his body on the yard. Otherwise, how in the world did a quadruple amputee get a full-grown man's body out of the car? The mysteries of nature.
Larry Schweikart (@CyberneticsLS on Truth)
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