TODAY'S NEWS, May 28-29, 2026
- Larry Schweikart
- May 29
- 5 min read
HEADLINES: E. Jean Carroll faces perjury investigation; Bidens are back; Cities look to clean up for events
The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow
IN POLITICAL NEWS
1) Lot's of Rutabaga news as he is suing the DoJ to prevent the tapes he made with his biographer from being released. What, too many, "Uhhhh, I don't remember" or "Who?" We also now know that the Senior Skank, Dr. Jilly, thought Rutabaga was having a stroke when he froze up in the 2024 presidential debate. Speaking of Rutabaga, in the 2024 election I discussed the "Five DemoKKKrat Civil Wars." One of them was Rutabaga---that future candidates (although it hurt Cackles less than I thought in 2024) would have to either support Rutabaga and say he was fine and dandy, or turn on him and say he was incapacitated and needed to leave. Now Political, with the Bidens back, wants them to JUST GO AWAY. Here's the problem, you cannot simultaneously claim everything was peachy under Rutabaga (as some lobotomized lightloafers do) and simultaneously distance yourself from the doddering pervert. Here's how Politica put it: the Bidens “ripped open barely healed wounds from Democrats’ disastrous effort to hold the White House.”
2) With the World Cup, America's 250th anniversary, and FIFA arriving, American craphole cities are being forced to clean up, shuffle the homeless off, fix potholes, make sure lights work---you know, in other words do what normal city governments should do all the time.
3) In ME, indies have swung to Sen. Susan "Tom" Collins by 16 in just a week as the DemoKKKrats put Graham Platner, a neo-nazi, in as their candidate. Very tight race, but looking much better for Tom Collins. In their desire to push Talcumpowder Talarico, the Hoax News media---in this case, the Atlantic---runs puff pieces as to how great Betamale O'Roarke was and how his "national celebrity" hurt him. Don't worry. Talcumpowder won't suffer from that. Then it was reported that Talcumpowder's "church" gave sexually explicit material to kiddos.
4) Truly a weird story. A former CIA officer managed to convince the Company to give him $40 million in gold. First, he lied about everything on his resume and the (supposedly) top spy agency in the country didn't catch it. Then he got the gold for "work related expenses." Say what? $10 for parking is a "work related expense." Not the GNP of Ghana. But he also got $2 million in cash and had 35 luxury watches . . . and none of that triggered an alarm. The CIA is both corrupt and really stupid, and so far John Ratcliffe has been a ghost. And Jeff Childers raises the obvious question, why is the CIA sitting on this much gold, and how much more does it have?
6) The Evil Oleaginous Buyracious Gruesome is vowing to tax any reparations in the DOJ's "weaponization" fund at 100%. Good luck with that.
6) NASA may have violated the law multiple times with joint research in Chy-na.
7) We saw on Monday that E. Jean Carroll, better known as Skanky and Our Gang, is being investigated for perjury. Now the latest to lie is the Smithsonian, which in its Nixon exhibit, said he was impeached. Nope. Never happened, liars.
8) More details emerged on the Ivanaka assassination plot, involving her trip to Paris.
9) The White House Budget Office---this is a new one, right?---has begun probes of 49 NGOs.
10) Denver International Airport is going to open some of its mysterious tunnel system, which has been the subject of numerous conspiracy theories. Personally, I'm sure that it is the meeting place for the Masons and the Order of the Spooge.
11) Amazing Moron Zohran is unleashing all the levers of city government power in New Kabul against landlords. The slightest complaint will be followed up and used to force landlords out.
12) Senator Reuben "El Pollo" Gallego has quietly opened a legal defense fund for his sexual misconduct allegations.
IN AI NEWS
13) AI is tossed in with the "Jooooos" and Crypto as changing the political landscape. Whatever you think of Israel, they are not going to sit back and take it from the Hamas Murder Pirates. But just as campaigns changed with the first PACs in the early 2000s, so now campaigns will have to adapt again, most likely via Spencer Pratt's AI campaign in LA.
14) Anthropic has overtaken OpenAI as the most valuable AI startup.
IN ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN NEWS
15) It's too late. The camel's nose is in the tent, as blue states facing massive budget shortfalls are trying to curb free health care for illegals.
17) The Border Patrol and DHS apprehended camouflage-clad ChiCom nationals on a ranch near the border.
IN CULTURAL NEWS
18) A KY gym is battling to put in place decendy standards about gym wear, including shirts that cover the whole torso (i.e., no cleavage springing out) and the buttocks. I don't recall what happened to it, but for a while there was a national chain with such standards.
19) Really bad news for all leftoid spoogies: white births are up nearly 4% under Trump.
20) Now, I know what I'm about to say will be kind of crazy but here's the headline: "A Muslim principal in Texas . . . ." (right there is enough) was removed after only one week for social media posts such as "Jerusalem is the capital of Palestine." Actually, she's right. God said New Jerusalem would be the capital of the WORLD at some point, but I don't think that's what she had in mind.
IN TRANSOID NEWS
21) A man trying to compete in women's sports won first place in three WV events. The problem is, he had just testified to the Supreme Court that he always finished in the "back of the pack" and just wanted "to compete for fun." Yeah but you can't compete against men, can you? Cuz, like, that wouldn't be fun to lose every single time when you can go out and beat up on girls.
IN ECONOMIC NEWS
22) We discussed this in a related article last week: nearly one-third of young men are not working.
23) Micron stock is off the charts, exploding by over 1300% since April 2025.
24) On the nation's 250th anniversary, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent rolled out a new commemoratiev $250 bill with President Trump's portrait and signature. Joke, or real?
25) Data centers are trying to address their energy needs the wrong way, with diesel generators, and they are building in the wrong place, VA. So now the state is attacking them for being "polluters." Go to red states, use nukes or oil.
26) Reminding us how dangerous and difficult this space travel stuff is, Blue Origin's latest rocket blew up, dealing Jeff Bezos's company a setback in his race to the stars with Elon Musk. Musk Tweeted on X: "Most unfortunate. Rockets are hard."
27) All things must pass. Inflation rose again last month.
IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS
29) Christian singer Lauren Daigle said she was questioned about her faith and urged to downplay her identity as a Christian by a music exec.
30) The great hockey player Claude Lemieux, dead at age 60.
31) One of the biggest turncoats since Benedict Arnold, Candace Owens, spent her time last week interviewing Hunger Biteme.
IN MEDICAL NEWS
32) OH? A suit says black infants were subjected to an experimental vax trial in the 1960s without consent. Ok, now do the China Virus vax. Heck go back and do Dr. Fallacy's AIDs tests. And just as with the China Virux vaxxes, they kept giving out doses after there were already kids hospitalized with side effects.
AND FINALLY . . .
33) I"m sure this will be cause for great celebration. Scientists can now clone Yaks.
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