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Writer's pictureLarry Schweikart

TODAY'S NEWS, September 11, 2024

NOTE: Never forget what Muslim terrorists did to us on 9/11.






IN POLITICAL NEWS


1) The big debate last night between President Trump and Cackles and two ABC supposed "moderators" nevertheless turned out to be a Trump victory in the eyes of the public. Most early polls had Trump wining 2;1: focus groups were particularly unkind to Cackles, noting the US was a better place under Trump, and Patrick Basham's poll showed Trump winning. A CSPAN poll had Trump up 35. Undecided voters told Reuters that they favored Trump 2:1. I guess that's why Cackles had to roll out the Taylor Swift endorsement immediately and also to demand a rematch. (Isn't that what losers do? Ask for a rematch?) Right before the debate Marist managed to perform statistical contortions to allow Cackles a polling lead even while Trump led with Independents. But this one has to be driving Libtoids crazy, as Trafalgar found that in its "Swing State" poll, Cackles won the debate by 13 points, but Trump actually gained a point in his lead from pre- to post-debate, going from 47.4 to 48.2 and leading Cackles. Richard Baris weighed in: "Most of the remaining undecided's are men, and she won't get them back.' Right. She never ever had them, well, I don't mean in the Biblical sense . . . ah, here we go again.


2) The spoogeingestor Speaker Mike Johnson is delaying the house vote on the spending bill till he can corral defectors. To quote Rush Limbaugh on Obama's Presidency, "I hope he fails."



4) Evil Rutabaga treats 9/11 like some sort of television appearance: "I'm doing 9/11." This snot-nosed, pants-filled pudgepucker needs to be in jail.


5) Speaking of the evil chodesmoker, the White House today threw Cackles under the bus, saying she was at the center of the botched Afghan withdrawal.





IN ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN NEWS


9) The Rutabaga administration didn't just "allow" the Venezuelan gangs into Aurora, Colorado, but subsidized them. Meanwhile, although the Hoax News moderators "fact checked" this and said it didn't happen, the residents of Springfield, Ohio are fed up with the cat and goose-eating Haitian invaders and beg for relief. Therefore OH governor Mike DeWeenie is sending the national guard and $2.5 million to Springfield. Wouldn't it just be easier to send the Haitians BACK?


IN CULTURAL NEWS


10) Qatari money is fueling Jew hatred at Catholic Georgetown U.


IN TRANSOID NEWS



IN ECONOMIC NEWS


12) Another big burger chain, BurgerFI, bites the dust in the Rutabaga economy.



IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS


14) Chy-na will be using more coal than ever. Speaking of Chy-na, human rights watch groups say the ChiComs implicated themselves when they attempted to discredit a witness on human organ harvesting.



16) What the hell is wrong with people? Well, I mean other than hell and Satan? This former Miss Switzerland finalist was killed by her husband, cut up with a jig saw, then pureed in a blender.


IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS


17) Jess Brolin, son of James Brolin, lives in a tiny apartment while his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Streisand, live in luxury.


AND FINALLY . . .


18) James Earl Jones, the voice of Darth Vader, is dead at 93. I think he is almost as recognizable as the voice of Ving Rhames saying "We Got the Meats!" RIP, Mr. Jones.

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