TODAY'S NEWS, September 24-25, 2026

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HEADLINES: Trump-Xi pow wow at the White House; DemoKKKrats have a low-paid army of ad posters; Rutabaga had a "pardon economy" where he charged for autopen pardons

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IN POLITICAL NEWS

1) Xiiiiii whiz! Trump met in a state dinner with ChiCom president Xi, and briefly Chinese journalists were allowed in while CNN and Politico were banned. (Later the two rectally-challenged outlets were allowed in). The Hoax Media types fumed, with the NYSlimes running an "we are outraged" article that Xi was welcome at all and they were not! Suddenly, out of nowhere, Xi is a "dictator." I want you to recall that throughout the Cold War, the Hoax Newsers never once referred to a Soviet dictator as a, wll, dictator. Then the reporters became even more outraged when President Trump showed Xi the portrait of Rutabaga, President Autopen. Xi laughed, I'm sure thinking, "Yeah, we do that stuff all the time. Rutabaga was a piker compared to us." Over in the Senate, the DemoKKKrats and analwipes Rs such as John Cornhole introduced a "war powers" resolution regarding Iran as a means to embarrass Trump while Xi admired the autopen pic. It failed, as does everying the RINOs try.

2) I have argued in the last 2 weeks I felt a very subtle shift politically. Nothing huge, but I think perceptible. We have already seen, in previous "Today's News," that there is a cultural revolution going on. Young people are ditching the normal Netflix/Amazon stuff for 1960s, 70s, and 80s sitcoms and action shows; rap has absolutely disappeared from the Top 100 songs; there is a revival of interest in classical music; and so on. Here is a little political shift, courtesy of Chris Bray. Just one example, but he found a clinic terminating its transoid policies for kiddos, but in reality they began the process of ending these "over a year ago."

3) So what else has changed? Well, if you're into polls (I don't do polls) Susan "Tom" Collins now leads in her ME senate race as I predicted she would. In CA, the Oleaginous Butyraceous Gruesome says it's him or Cackles as he begins a long march to try to win the nomination. I'd bet on Cackles.

4) The New York Slimes reports an "army" of low-paid ad posters who do nothing but DemoKKKrat dirty work. These little minions are paid $25 per ad to post "economy is bad," or "Iran war a disaster" ads. These jigglepickles are given marching orders right down to the key phrases to use and headlines to use, all of them assigned by the Troll Monkeys at Chimpanzee HQ.

5) Trump's UN speech revealed a world transformed by his policies.

6) The FBI is investigating a possible cyber breach of its jobs website. Hacking group "ShinyHunters" says it got agents' personal data.

7) The U.S. Navy is taking out drones in the Strait of MAGA, er, Hormuz with lasers.

8) Mayor Karen Ass of New Azteca (LA) is trailing her even more extreme noodle-snooter of a leftoid opponent.

9) DemoKKKrats I assume, but two fifth-grade teachers at the same school were convicted of child sex crimes.

10) Xi arrived bearing gifts: two Pandas and 100,000 student visas for American kids to go to Chy-na.

11) The new "60 Minutes" did a piece on Rutabaga's "pardon economy" where he had "pardon brokers" who were literally selling pardons.

12) This a is how insanely obsessed the maskiopaths STILL ARE. A lesbian bar owner introduced "maskless Saturdays" and the daughters of Lesbos went nuts, calling it a "mass disabling event."

13) NJ's Lt. governor resigned due to charges of sexual misconduct and harassment. Why? I thought these were DemoKKKrat resume enhancements?

14) The SBA is expanding its fraud investigations in MN into the Somali fraud ring.

15) Some 260,000 pounds of cocaine were siezed in Operation Pacific Viper. Man, that's enough to keep Hunter Biteme high for at least a month.

16) Very sad, as another man who was wounded at the Butler Trump assassination attempt finally died of complications due to his wound.

IN AI NEWS

17) What could go wrong? Google is launching an Ai satellite. God, Skynet is getting closer every minute.

IN ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN NEWS

18) The Supes have allowed Trump's voter registration citizenship verification program to continue. The Sixth Circuit has allowed the OH proof of citizenship to vote to go into effect for the midterms.

19) An utterly imbecilic headline from Reuters: "How US States Mistakenly Added 30,000 Non-citizens to Voter Rolls." Did you catch the key word there "mistakenly?" There was no mistake about it. DemoKKKrats in those states probably added a helluva lot more if Reuters is admitting to 30,000. Some of you on what used to be Twitter will remember I kept showing up this moronic spooge Arizona Data Gnu over and over again with reports of (always DemoKKKrat) fraud. He first denied; then he minimized ("only one or two"); then he sank to the "both sides do it" (no, Gnuster, they don't); then finally it's "OMG! We have to do something about this" as in "before they find out the real numbers."

20) On top of the ICE deportations, Muy Macho Marco's state department has given the heave-ho to an additional 25,000 migrants.Overall, the administration has ramped up non-citizen voting prosecutions. Only now, aggressive state AGs such as James Uthmeier in FL are getting in on the act, also arresting illegals trying to vote illegally.

21) The left-wing Brookings Institution admitted Rutabaga's mass migration reduced wages and caused rents to rise.

IN CULTURAL NEWS

22) Where this leads, I don't know but a new experiment shows that atoms aren't boxes that "hold" light---they are light. If confirmed, this would mean that God created the whole universe out of . . . light.

23) The great Ryan Burge shows that private religiousity and spiritual life runs ahead of public demonstrations (going to church) by a wide margin, but that the youts engage in far less private spiritual activity (prayer, reading the Bible).

IN TRANSOID NEWS

24) A University of Maryland homosexual/transoid lab has been hit with complaints of racism and a $700,000 complaint.

25) Leftoids mocked Sen. Tommy Tuberbille of AL when he cited crazed and depraved fetishes among some pilots---the furry faggadamagations---until he brought evidence.

26) Some 2293 female athletes have lost medals to males pretending to be women. When will women have the backbone to make this stop?

IN ECONOMIC NEWS

27) Mortgage rates hit 7%. Yet new home sales are up, beating expectations by 70,000. Core mfg orders though? Off the charts, coming in a +14-16%. Yeah, that's a recession all right.

28) More "energy transition" back from useless green to real energy as the Navajos say "bring on the power plants," as Trump repeals moronic Rutabaga-era regulations that throttled power plants on Indian reservations.

29) Bank of America backed Trump's workforce proposals by hiring 1,000 new interns.

30) Investopedia reports that the economy is in pretty good shape, but the public is gloomy, possibly due to earlier-mentioned little minion armies posting doomspooge.

31) An ion battery storage facility in LaVerne Kollyfornia may burn for days, say authorities.

32) Starburqa is shuttering 250 more stores. I never understood the whole Starburqa thing, but it's clear most people don't go there for coffee but for some sweet flavored drink with coffee in it. Meanwhile, McDonald's is spending billions to fortify its brand.

32) DoJ's trial against Huawei has picked up steam. Probably some cities and bus companies will follow, as only 40% of all EV schoolbuses purchased under Rutabaga's corrupt green plan were actually delivered.

33) DoorDash has to pay $130 million in fines to New Kabul (NYC) because it underpaid its employees. Who, these guys? Didn't think they made that much.

34) Top investors have sued the New York Slimes for its anti-Israel bias. Good luck. They are DemoKKKrats who hate Israel. Most of you "top investors" are DemoKKKrats too, so suck it.

35) David Blackmon, the Rush Limbaugh of Energy, explains that the ongoing Uke strikes on Russkie refineries and the Iran strikes on Saudi refining have raised diesel prices worldwide, meaning domestic producers can get a lot more money by shipping abroad. Hence Trump's mulling of an export ban.

IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS

35) Spain will allow an extradition request from the U.S. to proceed against Fergie Chambers, a pro-Pale American and heir to the Cox News/Coms fortune for money laundering.

36) This is too funny. The sprouts at Brussels are warning Euro "clean energy" gubment leaders to immediately start (again) building coal plants or the hated "far right" (i.e., moderates) will take over.

37) Not since the election of Trump in the USA has any government been so out of touch with the demands of its own people. The residents of Cueto, Spain are threatening a revolt with emergency incident reports rising over 530% and Madrid says the fear is "subjective."

38) Did AI write the French book of the year?

39) Global debt now tops $365 trillion. Those "you're late with your payment" text messages must be off the hook.

40) Manufacturing in Chy-na has covered up a gigantic real-estate crisis that won't stay suppressed for long.

41) Cambridge will not investigate the hiring process that allowed them to hire fraudster Jason Arday, who then killed himself out of guilt. Of course they won't. It would reveal DEI policies in every single hire.

41) The resting place of Noah's Ark has been confirmed by researchers.

IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

42) Bob Petit, the first true "big man" in the NBA, dead at age 93.

43) I enjoyed "Neaghley"'s entire season. While I hate girl bosses, Maria Sten is Amazonian enough to be believable. "Lanterns," on the other hand, started off good then fizzled out altogether. I only watched it because of Kyle Chandler, a great actor. Not gonna tune in for Guy Gardner or some other Lantern wannabe.

44) I did not know what these were, and they looked really goofy: "guardian caps" are new padded helmets for NFL players that make their heads look much bigger than their bodies.