TODAY'S NEWS, September 26-27, 2025

Larry Schweikart
Sep 27
4 min read

The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow

IN POLITICAL NEWS

1) James (Scrotumtoter) Comey has been indicted on counts of perjury and obstruction. According to Politico, Washington is "stunned." Don't know why unless they thought Trump and Pam Bondi didn't mean what they said. Jeff Childers says this is just the beginning of a "whirlwind." For example, now we learned that the DOJ is investigating George Soros. Again, Childers notes that it is "stunning" how fast Trump's DOJ is

: half a dozen attorneys are already on it. This report, for example, said Soros gave $80m to groups tied to violence. The Soros Foundation insists "we don't fund terrorism," but really meant "We fund terrorISTS." The New York Slimes is afraid. Childers argues that what we have seen for seven months was merely the "consolidation phase" of Trump's assault, and that we are now entering the "storm phase."

2) Increasingly it is looking like Patriot Day (J6) was an op designed to incite violence so the gubment could arrest MAGA supporters. There were 275 undercover FBI agents in the crowd. Was Ray Epps among 'em?

3) Talk about having DemoKKKrats by the short braided hairs: they seem unable to prevent themselves from falling into a gubment shutdown that Trump would relish. Still driven by their whackadoodle base, DemoKKKrats are about to take a suicide pill. Trump, meanwhile, won't even talk to these manurepads.

4) DOJ has sued NH for its voter rolls, which are supposed to be available after two years.

5) A lip reader caught a conversation between President Trump and Melania over the escalator issue at the UN and was lambasting the UN over keeping her safe. She said, "you have to stay safe" and Trump replied that he would not be intimidated. I do love this man.

6) Secretary of War, the Punisher, Pete Hegseth, will convene a large confab of military officers at a VA summit. Some hypothesis he will read them the riot act of what to say in public, of criticising the administration, and of purging woke out of their ranks.

7) FBI director Kash Patel just fired every FBI agent photographed taking a knee in the George Floyd manure pile protests. This means more to me than a high-profile arrest. This affects the whole agency. And more winning as James Scrotumtoter Comey's son-in-law resigned from DOJ. How many of these evil scrotumtoters were there in DOJ? His useless daughter already resigned.

8) Numbers, numbers. Seth Keshel reports that in Maricopa Co., AZ Rs have gained net 200,000 since Charlie Kirk's shooting, and in Kollyfornia, Rs have net gained a whopping 48,000.

9) More winning as the Supes allow Trump's $4.3 "pocket recission" to stand.

10) Trump ordered all Amelia Earhart files released.

11) GE flew a rocket ramjet engine with no moving parts. Well, SCRAMJETS have no moving parts either. Airflow does all the work.

12) Bill Gates has shut off all funding of far-left Arabella Advisors.

IN ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN NEWS

13) The Trump administration thumbed its nose at the spoogicious Judge Chutkin and shipped 14 illegal West Africans to Ghana.

14) ICE arrested the education chief, an illegal criminal alien, in Des Moines, IA, hired at $300,000 a year.

15) The Feds indicted three women in New Azteca (LA) for doxxing ICE agents.

16) In FL some 354 illegal criminal aliens were scooped up in a single sweep.

IN ECONOMIC NEWS

17) Trump wins again as Kollyfornia was forced to withdraw its heavy truck EV mandate.

18) A mixed bag on inflation as services are up, but durable goods are down.

19) Trump had the government invest in Intel at $20 a share, and yesterday it was at $36. That is a $10 billion gain for U.S. taxpayers.

20) While Trump tries to keep prices down to control inflation, the rig count in the oil patch is stagnant with relatively low oil prices.

21) Starburqa is shutting down hundreds of its overbuilt stores.

IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS

22) I thought this kind of cruel and unusual punishment was prohibited by the Geneva Conference: Greedo Thunderberger's flotilla is being bombarded by . . . Abba music. You know what Weird Al sang, in his "Achy Breaky Song:" "You can torture me, with Donny and Marie, or play your Abba records until dawn . . . but please don't play that stupid song."

23) The wonderful paradise of Iran is hanging people in public from cranes---over 1,000 executed so far.

24) Tik Tok revolts, by Chy-na, are spreading across Asia.

25) Japan sees a record number of people 100 years old or older---mostly women.